So, as mentioned, I head to Munich. I get online, and the first few rows are full of hot guys apparently within 200m of me, so it's looking good. But no pings after an hour, and only 3 viewers, so I swallow my pride and send out a few messages. Ignored. I'd had a few hours layover in Dubai, and got hit up by 12 guys (didn't proceed), so I'm a tad hurt and wondering what's going on. Is it twink town? No - plenty of bears, plenty looking for 'daddies', and even more looking for 'pigs', but I am failing to score. So I walk down to the bar district, and sit nursing a beer without attracting even eye contact, and eventually retire alone. The bar has a great internet connection, so I know I'm surrounded by guys, but clearly I'm not their type. At a pinch, I would describe myself as 'older preppie' (no sweaters around my neck or pastel pants though), so I could make unkind remarks about german men and their preference for comfort over style (sandals AND socks is a truism, even in a gay bar), and the possibly malnourished men in muscle tee's, or the guys that are dressed for a suburban bbq, but that would smack of sour grapes, so I shan't. But WTF? I have comprehensively failed to attract the slightest bit of attention from anyone other than the barman?