Sunday, 14 June 2015

thoughts on French porn...

So I'm a fan of Cadinot.  And Citibeur.   And GayArabClub.  Judge me if you will...  I download some of their earlier stuff (there's very little on Pirate Bay btw), and settle in to see what happens.

First up, "Vicious Twinks", 1984 (Les Minets Sauvages in French).  Despite its John Waters sounding name, it's a tale(?) of basically payback and rape, set in a juvenile prison.  6-8 moderately handsome, but well hung young lads are incarcerated for a variety of crimes (my French isn't great), under the control of the usual sadistic guards.  Set in a decrepit old chateau (gorgeous btw....), they take turns raping the new boy and each other for a variety of real and perceived transgressions.  No guard on boy action, but a few group scenes.  There was not a single act of consensual sex in it, although the download dropped out after 70 minutes or so.  I doubt the remaining time would have transformed the storyline...

Next "Safari City", 1999.  Bizarre.  Set alternatively between a town centre on market day, and a nearby construction site, The cast was too large to count, and I'm sure there was more than one duplicate hook-up.  It starts with a guy shopping for those tiny fluro running shorts, then going to the change tent to try them on.  Surprise, someone's already there, and they quickly get down to it, with a soundtrack of arguing shoppers in the background.  The guy with the shorts appears to be the hero of the tale, and spends a lot of time standing on top of concrete pipes with his schlong dangling out of the shorts.  The guy he fucked in the tent goes to a small supermarket, and is quickly cruised by the strapping black guy, who directs him to the storeroom where they fuck.  A lot.  The guy is hung like a donkey, and the fuckee spends a lot of time grimacing at the camera as we hear the supermarket cash registers operating in the background.  Some guy in a coverall is walking along when Mr Shorts chats him up and they repair to the construction site barracks, where we hear earthmoving equipment operating in the background as they bang away at each other.  Back to the fairground, and, fresh from the supermarket, our other mate begins to eye off the bumper car operator, who admittedly is rather cute.  They walk to a nearby RV, and as enticement, bumper car guy whips out his cock and auto fellates without breaking a sweat.  Some gymnastics in the RV follow, but the guy has very lightly tanned skin and a cock and balls that are the darkest purple black you can imagine.  Never seen that before, so bonus points maybe?  In between all of this, various hook-ups occur, but they all started to blur, and at almost 2 hours it was rather long for a porn.  It ends with a gang bang in the barracks, and shorts guy walking off into the proverbial sunset with someone similarly attired for a final scene.

So it was all barely enough to even get my dick hard, let alone jerk off.  Is a function of the time, and in their contemporary days this would have perhaps been titillating?  I saw "Boys in the Sand" as a teenager and it didn't interest me at all, despite the scandalous gossip at the time and my lust for surfer guys.  Hmmm.  I think I'll go back to Citibeur....

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