In a somewhat unexpected turn of events, the Engineer presented me with a cock ring. “So your front side can look as hot as your backside” he said. It’s a leather strap with a tiny clip. Bloody hell it’s hard to get on, and a little uncomfortable - it chafes a bit, but cinches just enough to be pleasurable. Not quite enough however to stop sliding over my testicles, often leaving me with one ball slipped out. I can’t see much difference once I am wearing pants, but in just trunks or a speedo I am visibly rocking things.
I’m now inclined to try the ‘enhancing’ underwear (a.k.a. the ‘wonderjock’), offered by some brands, but hear of similar chafing/slippage issues. Anyone out there given these a shot?
In other news, nothing. It’s been a bit of a drought since The Falcon and I last caught up. Oddly, both he and the Egyptian have professed their fondness for me as I am ‘so romantic’. This would be the last adjective I would use to describe myself (grumpy being the first), so to hear it not once but twice was a surprise.